Hello Warm Peoples! :3

My name is DA and I'll be your waiter this visit.

As you can see on our menu we serve Pain, Pleasure, and our specialty, Tuuko, the mystery meat...

I was hired by the manager, Coyote-Pilot back in 1600AD, during the renaissance... When good waiters were hard to come by. I enjoy long walks in the park and howling at the moon.

So if you're anywhere in the Continent of Eurasia, gimme a call ...